I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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