Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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