Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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