Where is the hickey?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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