This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
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The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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