dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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