oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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