Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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