...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
So. Much. Porn.
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