we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just want nice things and good sex
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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