i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
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just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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