I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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