I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
