It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
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