they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
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