yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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