yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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