The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
