Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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