Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
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I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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