she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I need to align my fucking chakras
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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