My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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