i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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