was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
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I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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