im having a threesome with these popsicles
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
tell me about the fingering
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