He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
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She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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