He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
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I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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