I'm drive I can fine osifer
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
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Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
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I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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