I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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