did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You've changed since you got that strap on
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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