Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize