it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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