dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
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My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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