Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
That was before I lit my hair on fire
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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