i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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