Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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