i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
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Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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