Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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