Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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