Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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