Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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