I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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