What a fucking waste of an outfit
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Randomize
