There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
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There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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