I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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