as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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