it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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