it was like eating out sand paper
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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