Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
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Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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