My first STD was from a foam party
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
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We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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