honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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