It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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