I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Text me some of your sweat
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