It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Church boner. Awkwardddd
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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