Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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