I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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